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You truly thought you were better than her huh? Your Poor, pathetic trad-wife. You think you are so clever, that you’re really getting away with something here. That your fat, old wife is too dumb to know about your little Goddess Brandon obsession and how you spend your money. She isn’t a fool dildo, she’s quite clever. Trad-wifey has been playing you like a fiddle, turning a blinds eye to your jerk off addiction is a choice. Your Trad-wife would rather sit in her Living-room watching daytime soaps and talk shows, she’d rather be fat, messy and unkempt than go get a 40+ hour a week job, who’s going to hire her? What skills does she have that translates into a worthy income? Professional nose wiper? Frozen TV dinner warmer? Is there a high demand for women in decades old sweatpants and free 5k T-shirts from college? No!!! Of course not. She knows that her life may not be glamorous but it sure is better then working at Wal-Mart or a horrible Day Care. She chooses to pretend to be resting through your Jerk off sessions in bed, she chooses to ignore when you jizz all over her throw pillows and personal items out of spite. She isn’t stupid. You are Beta. You think you’re getting away with so much but in reality, you’re being played by two women. One is just much more beautiful, brilliant and witty than the other and the other, well that Heffer is your wife. The Audacity of Beta Men like you to think you are even smart enough to outwit your stupid wife.

You think She's Stupid Huh?

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