I've had such an amazing year. I'm going to tell you all about it, starting halfway through at my fabulous birthday month, July. Listen to me bragging about all the fun things I've been doing and how spoiled I am.

How was your birthday, bitch? Aww, it sucked didn't it? You tried your best not to think about me but you failed and wound down the night jerking to me anyway.

I want you to try again on New Year's Eve. Try and go the whole night without thinking about me. Don't check my social media! Just do whatever you'd normally be doing before you found me! You won't be able to think about this perfect ass.

And when you crack, which you inevitably will, you're going to send me a nice, juicy celebration tribute and you're gonna slope right off to the bathroom to stroke for me. If you're staying at home, in true loser fashion, you have to ring in the new year jerking. Just like you've done every other night through all of 2021!

You can’t imagine life without logging on every day and pulling up a porn site. In fact, it’s been so long since you went a day without jerking anyway that you can barely remember what it feels like not to. You’d get withdrawals if you were able to prize your hand off your cock for more than 24 hours, but that wouldn’t happen because you’re a full blown addict and nothing can keep you from your daily gooning session.

Your addiction has corrupted your mind to the point of physical relationships becoming impossible. You’re so attached to the voyeuristic thrill of passively, lustfully watching sex that you’re no longer able to participate in it.

You wish you could fuck me but you can’t because porn is the only way for you. The end of the clip approaches but I deny you an orgasm. You’re relieved because all you want to do is keep gooning and gooning for hours more, watching this clip on repeat.

What A Year!

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