It's that time of year again - Christmas time - when you have all these obligations all of a sudden. Tons of extra bullshit to pay for, gifts for your fam, friends, work peers, wifey... hmm. I bet you're gonna try and use it as an excuse to pay me less this month. You know what I'm gonna say to that?

"FUCK THAT!"

I have a much better idea - fuck them all, and spoil me instead.

It sounds so fucking hot. Ruin Christmas by draining your account for me, leaving you nothing to spend on loved ones. I can just imagine how upset they would be. What a twisted horny idea to show everyone in your life just how much of a pathetic fuck up you are. Flush your savings, your holiday bonus, it might be the only time you could actually get my attention this way. Goddess LatexBarbie deserves it sooo much more than the rest, sacrifice to my greedy frivolities so you end up leaving your inner circle empty handed this holiday season.

This is the next step in furthering your porn addiction, and leaving you with real life consequences...

Ruin Christmas, Spoil Me Instead

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