Every year you get a shot at redemption. No Nut November comes round like a beacon of hope, a possible means of escape from your dangerous addiction to porn and masturbation. And every year you fail.

But this year, I don’t just you to fail. I want you to fail often, grandiosely and lasciviously. To put it in simple terms, I want you to beat the fuck out of your dick like there’s no tomorrow. I want you pummeling the jizz out of that cock constantly like the hopeless, addicted gooner you are and keep it up for an entire month.

It’s not enough to fail No Nut November, I want you to do away with the idea entirely. Afterall, I can’t have more horde of gooners thinking they’re suddenly going to turn the corner and get free of me. Instead, you’re going to put on your headphones and let me program you to give into your lust and sin for me all month long. A five-minute loop induction, and 10-minutes of script is all I need to turn No Nut November into Go Nuts November. You’re going to blow as many loads as possible for me, and you’re going to start right now.

Go Nuts November

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