Aw! You've gathered up so much courage to ask to be your Valentine. But will I accept your date proposal? That depends. Are you a real man or a pipsqueak? Unzip and pull down your pants.

EW. HAHA. What the hell? As if you actually thought you had a chance with me! Your microdick is so repulsive! I'm obviously WAY out of your league and would NEVER go out with a tiny, pathetic, UNFUCKABLE loser like you. Can you even tug that thing? It looks too tiny to get your fist around... show me how you tug with 2 fingers like a freak! Tug it while you cry, loser!!! You're getting so turned on from having a real woman stare at your dink, you're going to embarrass yourself even further by cumming for me while I laugh and mock you. Now go home and NEVER ask a woman out again. Stay in your basement watching porn alone forever. I'm going to mortify you even further by telling my friends all about this little encounter. Don't ever ask another girl out again. Not for Valentine's Day. Not EVER.

Brutal & Bratty Valentine's Day Small Penis Rejection

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