You contacted me saying your girlfriend told you your dick was too big. During our video chat, I convince you to measure your hard cock and give me the exact measurements so I can imagine just how big it is. As soon as you tell me the measurements though, I think you’re lying! No way is your dick that big! That’s like the size of my forearm. No wonder your girlfriend had trouble! Finally I demand that you turn on your webcam so I can get a good look at your shockingly big dick. And, sure enough, it is shockingly big. Like, ridiculously so! I am horrified and let you know in no uncertain terms that your dick is far too big. It’s too big to suck, and too big to fuck. I even take out my measuring tape to show you exactly where your dick would hit inside me - if I let you fuck me, that is! Get ready to be mocked and humiliated and be prepared to stay a virgin for the rest of your life. [2020]