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Hump your new pillow girlfriend.

9/28/18 12:00 PM12 min877 MBmp41080p
Price$12.99 USD

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Guess what? I have some good news for you. 

 

You get to have sex today. Yes, you. You get to have sex today. 

 

I’ve felt bad for you these days. I know dating is hard for you. Even finding a fuck buddy is impossible. 

 

I’ve tried my best to find willing candidates that might want to fuck you, but I haven’t had any luck. So… I had to extend my search… beyond people. 

 

I found somebody! Meet your new girlfriend. Your new girlfriend is a pillow. 

 

She’ll let you fuck her, because she’s an inanimate object. 

 

Look how plushy she is! Just ready to hump. 

 

I mean, you should be grateful, right? When’s the last time you’ve gotten to fuck a girl? 

 

Have you ever? Well, it doesn’t matter, because this is your solution. 

 

Haha, you’re a willing pillow fucking loser. You’ll be married to this pillow. You’re going to fuck this pillow every night, just because I told you so. 

 

Now watch me hump this pillow, as you hump it too. 

 

Doesn’t it feel good? To fuck your new girlfriend? She’s a fucking pillow, you loser. Do you realize how ridiculous you look?

 

Now, let’s switch it up. Watch me hump this pillow, and picture yourself as the pillow, being my little bitch. Getting fucked by my dildo. 

 

Not only do you want to fuck a fucking pillow — an animate object that doesn’t even resemble a pussy — you want to be fucked in the ass and be made a little bitch, picturing yourself as this pillow. 

 

This is your sex life now, but at least you have one now, right? Hahaha.

 

Okay, now you’re going to give your girlfriend a juicy cream pie. Eat it out of her pillow pussy. Hahaha, look how ridiculous and disgusting you are. Fucking a pillow, eating your own cum out o that pillow. Disgusting.

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