I'm so out of shape!
Okay, I know I'm not the athletic gym bunny I used to be- that's obvious.
But I want to at least be fit enough to go on vacation next month!
Let's do a 15-minute workout just to see if I still can.
Some jogging, some stretching, some core workouts.

Oh... okay I can't do a single sit-up. My belly is in the way.
In fact, I can hardly breathe in this waist trainer. My belly wants to burst out of it!
And I can't hold any of these stretches because I can't maintain my balance anymore!
No joke, getting fat has made me so clumsy and wobbly!

As a formerly fit girl, I'm so ashamed of how unfit I've become!
The old me would faint from embarrassment if she found herself in my current state.
And you know what? I'm embarrassed, too. And hot. Let's get out of here and get ice cream.

CQ's Public Workout Fail

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