Is it just me or does everyone think small cocks are funny? I don't know. Anyway, I’ve thought of something that will be fun for me. I’m going to host a smallest penis content. I want to find out which of you have the smallest cocks and see how tiny they get.

Buying this video gets you entry into the contest. In it, I’ll let you stroke your little cock while I explain the rules (and of course make fun of you). You’ll send me a photo of your cock. Then at the end of July I’ll release a video displaying the top 10 smallest penises (and some honourable mentions), so you can get humiliated in front of everyone.

Also in this video, I’ll tell you about the average size penis of a normal man and the size of cock I like to feel in my pussy. When you’ve stroked yourself till you’re as hard as you get, you’ll take your photo for me and submit it to me. Once I’ve got your photo, I’ll let you cum. Then when you’re filled with post-orgasm regret, I’ll rub in the fact that I’ve got your embarrassing photo and I could show it to everyone.

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