Losers come in all shapes, sizes and levels of loser-ness, but there are certain embarrassing attributes that are so common amongst losers, that if you are one, I expect you to be checking off most of the points on this list.

I’m going to talk you through my checklist whilst you’re on your knees jerking your stupid cock. You’ll be getting weaker, dumber & more ashamed as it becomes clear that you suffer from most, if not all of the classic signs of being a loser.

If you’re reading this right now, you’re either wondering if you really are a loser or you’ve surpassed the denial stage and just want to be reminded how big of a loser you are. The saddest thing is, as I read out each classic loser symptom, your dick is going to get harder and harder as you realize how severe your case of pathetic loser syndrome is hahahaha - proving my point all over again!

These are not the only loser symptoms (there are many) but these are the most common telltale signs. If you buy this clip, you’re definitely on the loser syndrome spectrum, but let’s see how badly you’ve got it!

Loser Syndrome: Symptom Checklist

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