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your dick is pathetic

2/5/21 11:00 AM5 min603 MBmp41080p
Price$10.99 USD

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That's the *short* version of it, I suppose. You think anyone would take you seriously with that little pecker you got? Are you delusional? If you didn't know before, you definitely need to know now! NOBODY wants your little dick! A dick like that grants you ZERO pride, ZERO sex and ZERO self-esteem! It wouldn't even get past my CLEAVAGE before disappearing into nothing. Tiny pindicks like yours only deserve to be made fun of. You should be thankful you can get any attention at all. It's well known that you have no success in the "romancing beautiful women" department. Whether you're giddy to be made fun of or hate fucking your fist, it won't change what you are: a complete loser.

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