Hey sweetheart, why are you blushing?
Is there something or someone you are ashamed of?
I know my sweet boy that my uncontrollable farts make you embarrassed.
Oh my … fart, that’s all because I eat a lot of aphrodisiac food …
Bananas, pomegranates, oysters, hot chilies, chocolate and honey …
That’s what triggers that fucking flatulence … gas formation in my colon.
I know my lovely boy, I make the air stink and I’m so damn loud …
That I make all those strangers to turn their heads trying to detect my farts …
They merely break their necks in their pursuit to find out who has spoilt the air!
Oh my … fart, even your friends or would it better to call them school mates …
They are mocking you because of your fart ass, step-mommy – me …
I’m so fucking farty … oh fart … and I know it!
And remember step-sonny as one GREAT PERSON said …
If you feel no shame, then do as you wish!
So your shameless step-mommy feels as if she wants to fart again … oh faarttt.
No one can requite my smelly farts … even your prissy teachers can’t condemn me, step-sonny!
Tell them to blame my ass, my pucker hole for the spoilt air!
It’s something I can’t control … I just faarttt … oh my … breaking wind.
My anus … creates, writes and dictates the moral code … oh my faarttt … and I just follow it!
Step-sonny, even though everyone laughs at our imperfect family …
I know that you are actually a fan of my abhorrent gassy actions …
So get your filthy face closer to my pucker hole and worship to my farts *oh my fart
How do my farts smell like?
And the correct answer is, as the most expensive caviar … when it gets expired *oh my fart
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