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Oh, Alana! She's come to complain because I've been cheating with her husband, and I laugh at her. Why would any man want to be with a weakling like her? I show her how easily I can do push-ups and challenge her to try. As I expected, she can't do any! Then I challenge her to arm wrestle and crush her! I laugh at her cause it's so obvious why her man wants a stronger woman. Survival of the fittest, and I am the fittest.
But, Alana just won't give up. She clenches her fists and demands a fight. It's funny really cause I've been waiting for this moment. Not only will I fight her, but I'll also record it so her husband can watch her get humiliated. I box her, and she is hopeless against me. I knock her down again and again while mocking her on the camera. Then, for final disgrace, I lift her in the air and hold her against the wall.
As I smile at the camera, not paying attention, Alana karate chops my neck, and I sink to my knees, shocked. I stare up at the weaker woman as she grabs hold of my hair, clenching her fist: "Never touch my husband again"! She punches me, and it's the greatest uppercut in history.