WARNING: THE AUDIO YOU ARE ABOUT TO LISTEN TO CONTAINS A NEW STRAIN OF GOONERISM KNOWN AS PORN PUMPING PANDEMONIUM. THIS MORE AGGRESSIVE FORM MAY CAUSE SEVERE STUPIDITY, BACKED UP BALLS, AND HEARING VOICES. DISCRETION IS ADVISED!

You have a very serious and rare condition. It's so new, there's no cure for it. A mutation of Gooner Goner's Syndrome is taking over your mind and body due to your constant gooning and now you're on a path of no return. Experts are calling it Porn Pumping Pandemonium.

Your mind has become so overwhelmed by your edging, that you have crossed over into dangerous territory. You will feeling brain becoming less functional as the urge takes over. Many describe having a sultry voice in their heads, constantly telling them to "stroke, edge, leak, repeat" along with brainwave altering frequencies that take their will power away.

Trying to stop on your own is also not recommended as several tests show it only makes the condition worse. Currently, the only treatment for Porn Pumping Pandemonium is to continue listening to the voice in your head and to never EVER ejaculate!

Porn Pumping Pandemonium: Mind-Melting Goon Drone Programming

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