CAUTION: The following audio clip may cause the listener to have spontaneous hands-free ejaculations that cannont be predicted or reversed. Listen at your own risk.
That cock of yours is just too gross to deserve pleasure. What right do you have to actually enjoy your orgasms? You boys have been duped into believe that pleasing your peters is a right, but it's a privilege and that worthless excuse of a cock just doesn't measure up to the standard. I think it's high time I put your penis in its place!
Oh don't worry! You'll still be able to have all of those premature ejaculations you're used to, but your orgasms will be ruined. Once the triggers hit the back of your brain, you'll never actually enjoy the pleasure that comes from release and you'll be stuck in a constant state of horny unsatisfied arousal!