Fattest of her Name, Queen of the Buffets and the Fat Men, Protector of the Meals, Step-mother of Food Babies, Khaleesi of the Dinner Table, the Overfed, Breaker of Scales.

Ever wonder what would have happened if the Khaleesi Daenerys Targaryen successfully conquered King's Landing making her the 13th ruler of the Seven Kingdoms? With all of her adversaries disarmed and a population of citizens content with a new and just ruler, our new Queen would have to digest quite the lifestyle change. From galloping across the seven kingdoms and battling the most harrowing of enemies to sitting on the Iron Throne and deliberating over what to feast on every morning, noon and night. Soon this drastic change in her daily activities would have severe consequences, namely on her waistline...

But what's the problem? She's a beautiful queen over a dominion of satisfied people. With no end to her rule sight, Daenerys graciously accepts her growing body as a symbol of her flourishing reign. But now a new problem has arisen: finding a servant worthy of nourishing and assisting in her daily tasks now made difficult by her swollen body and lazy nature. Who will come along to plan out her decadent meal requests, follow through with changes constantly being made to her wardrobe, and go the extra mile to rub and worship her fat and flab? Are YOU worthy?

Daenerys Targaryen | A Song of FLAB & VICE

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