As your trip advisor, I STRONGLY urge you to take advantage of this this touring opportunity!! See every bit of my close-up facial features- filter-free and unapologetically. (Smoking all the while, of course)

SURPRISE!- I'm ALSO your tour guide! Who better to show you around the place?! After all: I know it like the front of my head... baha!! See what I did there ?!

This clip takes you closer than EVER.... SO close, in fact, that while watching you should only lean inward toward the screen at your own risk; as you're liable to end up with a mouthful of my secondhand smoke!! That's how up close and personal this intimate tour brings you ;)

I really fail to comprehend how huge my mouth actually is, until I am an inch away from my camera with it widely-gaped as far as I can possibly open it-exposing for you each an every one of my (not-so-white) teeth, tongue, uvula and throat. To be generous with these shots, I'm sure to provide you some with an empty mouth; as well as some with a smoke-filled mouth... gaped and well-lit to where you can clearly see the smoke exiting my body, as it comes up my throat and pours out over red lips. (As a side note, I'd like to clarify that despite the obvious color and signs of my smoking habit- I do brush regularly and have a clean [super smoky] yummy mouth)*

Although my pie-hole is the main attraction of this tour, I also treat you to a quick tour of my eyeballs since we're already here! Listen for some weird, unique details I share with you, as well as an INSANE story that lead to me having to get stitches on my face when I was a !

All things considered, you definitely don't want to miss this ;)

Tour my mouth and face closeup as I smoke for you

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