So, I've been thinking alot lately about how you said you haven’t had sex for a few years, but still wish to get a gf and have a sexual relationship some time. I think you should just give up on having a relationship, permanently. I'll will so much easier to focus on your fetishes, like your anal fetish, and foot fetish, while not working on a relationship. I mean, what are the chances of a woman who says yes to dating you, to even have the same fetish as you? I mean, it's not like thats a first date topic anyways. Watching porn and masturbating can fulfill you needs much better. Besides, even if you did get a woman into your bed, theres the itty bitty teenie tiny problem, also known as your dick. It's too small to be of any use to a woman. And, even if she was OK with it (she wouldn't be), you have the added bonus of the porn induced ED. No, you don't need to deal with that. Not when you have the internet at your fingertips and all these hot porn girls at your disposal. I would LOVE to help you fulfill and explore all of these fetishes of yours.