I know you enjoy watching me devour food and hearing my loud stomach grumble as I digest what I've eaten, and today I bless your eyes and ears with what you hunger for the most. I let you watch me eat my breakfast, and then I bring you up close to my stomach, almost as though you were putting your head on my perfectly flat tummy, so you can hear all the sounds my stomach produces. It gets really loud.
You get to watch my stomach lying absolutely flat, and after taking many deep breaths, I even push my stomach out to increase the sounds and poke my perfect belly. You can see my stomach moving my belly button ring as it breaks down my food if you look closely. I film some close-ups of myself chewing my food and show you what I'm eating.
When you see my perfection and hear my stomach rumbling, you and I both know you're helpless.