I'm thrilled that you decided to link up with me and do things my way this time. Isn't it perfect that you stayed the night? Sit right there on that chair. That's my good boy. Don't be afraid; this rope will be a lot of fun. I'll merely bind you to the chair. I guarantee you'll enjoy it. You said that we could do things my way. Look at my gorgeous body; don't I look great? That's right, just relax.

I'm curious how much you thought I enjoyed our sex last night. Did you think that was the greatest I'd ever had? Wrong! It was the worst thing I had ever experienced, so I thought about it and contemplated about it until I decided to take your life. Shhh, it's all right. We can't have another beta out there thinking they're a "sex god," can we? In fact, by taking your life, I am doing the world a service.

You should never promise someone the sex of their lives and then fail to deliver on that promise. Everything will be over soon, liar. Simply quit fighting and learn not to go home with gorgeous girls who are psychopathic.

Worst Lay Ended

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