Denial is good for you.
Denial benefits your health.
You find pleasure in pixels.
You are aware that the only porn you deserve is loser porn, censored porn, and pixels. It was created specifically with losers like you in mind. Repeatedly view this clip until it sinks into your tiny, obedient brain that this is a fact. As my words reverberate in your ears, pump and stroke to the pixels. The sound of your brain cells popping with each and every stroke is like the cracking of my toes.
Live in denial.
Reap its benefits.
Never will you be typical. Never will you be worthy. Continue to live in denial, as I stated; Goddess knows best, and it's beneficial for you.