Prepare for the rapid ride of your life, my pathetic little pay puppet. In this short but oh-so-sweet session, I'll be emptying your wallet faster than you can say 'tributary.' This is not a game for the weak or hesitant. This is for those who understand their place beneath my digital heel, those who grasp the concept of paying dearly for every scrap of pleasure they receive.

Unzip those pants, slave. Your first tribute is already due. $100 simply for the privilege of baring your pathetic arousal to me...

Listen up, loser. It's time for you to pay up, and I don't just mean the price of the clip. You're going to use my markup codes, and you're going to thank me for the privilege.

Code: "MORE4AI" - 50% extra: Don't you dare think about buying my clip without this at the very least. It's a simple command: pay 50% more. I know your pathetic self can't resist the opportunity to send more.

Code: "PAYPIG100" - 100% extra: Oh, you want to impress me? Prove it. Double the clip's price with this code. Show me that you're not a complete waste of my time. Remember, the more you give, the happier I am. Isn't that what you live for?

Code: "ALL4AI" - 200% extra: This is for the most desperate of you. If you're really yearning for my attention, triple the price. Empty your wallet. Drain your account. Only then will you feel the painful ecstasy that you crave so much.

Turbo Tribute Trials - Express Emptying

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