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The NLP toolbox: Impotent Rage - Truth About Your Pathetic Potency

3/5/24 10:30 PM19 min18 MBmp3
Price$19.99 USD

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Your performance, or should I say your lack thereof, is the punchline of a joke that's grown tiresomely old. Each time you're in bed, hoping for a miracle, your little friend down there decides it's time to take a nap. Pathetic. It's not just disappointing; it's a glaring testament to your inadequacy, a humiliating reminder that you can't even do the one thing nature intended for you. You're less than a man; you're a flaccid excuse for one, trying and failing miserably to fulfill the most basic of urges.

Let's not sugarcoat it. You've turned into the living, breathing definition of erectile dysfunction, a walking advertisement for why some men should just give up and embrace their impotence. It's laughable, really. Here you are, thinking you could please someone, when in reality, all you're good for is a pity pat on the back and a "better luck next time." But we both know there won't be a better time. You're doomed to a cycle of rises and falls, mostly falls, in a sad rhythm that mirrors your futile attempts at masculinity. Your cock's inability to stand at attention is a metaphor for your life—always falling short, never quite measuring up to what's expected of a real man.

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