So I got sent home early from work cause I was sick and almost sharted like 4 times. I think I did shart in the car ride home! Ughh so embaressing! I came into my room, and just sat right down! I had alot of work to do and had to just push through and get it done! The pants were already ruined so I said fuck it, ill just fully ruin these pants and then remove them later and toss into the trash! Which I did! What I didnt know is that my fucking roomate fell on my chair last night because he was on my laptop and I forgot to get him so he tried to get down but couldnt because he was too high up! If I had known that then I wouldnt of sat down and spent 12 hours sharting on him! 50% my fault 50% his fault! Were both at blame! Let's just move on from it! I mean jeeze whys he so mad, so he got a little wet, so it was super smelly and gross! Big Deal! People have gone through worse!