You're a worthless fucking porn addicted loser, it's no wonder you always get friendzoned by women. It's written all over you - from your lanky, awkward frame to your dull, lifeless personality. You're a complete and utter non-entity when it comes to attracting women.
You're like a black hole of charm, sucking in any shred of interest a woman might have and immediately extinguishing it. Your attempts at flirting are so cringeworthy, they make even the most desperate of women want to gouge their eyes out. Your conversations are boring as fuck and non interesting. Women hate fucking talking to you and friendzone you whenever you ask them out. You're just not worth their time you fucking loser. You're like a disease that women want to avoid at all costs. Your constant neediness and desperation are off-putting, to say the least. You're like a leech, constantly sucking on a woman's energy and attention, draining her of any desire to get to know you better.