“Do you like how I’m insulting you? Mocking you? Laughing at you? You disgusting freak.”

In different circumstances, confessing your crush in a written note might seem like a cowardly move, but when your crush is one of the meanest mean girls you’ve ever met, it’s a huge risk.

Unfortunately, that risk doesn’t pay off. A few days later you run into your crush on a sidewalk downtown. She stops you and cruelly rejects you. She goes so far as to demand to see your dick so she can spit on it (even though you’re in public!), and then she laughs when she sees how small it is.

You’re so humiliated, but you can’t help but get turned on. She’s right. You really are a disgusting freak.

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Rejected by Your Mean-Girl Crush | Audio Only

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