My feet are the most beautiful feet you or anyone else has EVER seen. So I'm giving you the privilege of getting to worship them. But oh no, don't touch them. They can't be touched. You must worship them from afar - admire them, adore them and KNOW that you will NEVER have them. You will never be able to do anything with them. You will only jack off and wish you had the chance. Get down on the ground! But not too close to my perfect feet. You're too much of a loser. You live in your step-mom's basement and can't even afford to pay rent, let alone buy me all the things that I require. So you think I would let you, a gross, broke motherfucker get near my beautiful feet? You GOTTA be out of your mind! Ewww and look at you, you sick fuck, jerking off to my feet. You know what, you don't DESERVE to even look at them. Shoo! Get outta here.