The Perpetual Predicaments of Penelope Pinkerton

Starring Ariel Anderssen as the "Heroine"; Penelope Pinkerton

& Roped Prose as the "Villain"; The Hooded Crab!!!

Making her stunning debut at Roped Prose Productions, Ariel Anderssen stars as that pertinacious private eye, the perfectly pretty Penelope Pinkerton on her latest pursuit of that perverse prankster The Hooded Crab!!!

Having discovered the Hooded Crab's secret lair, our persistent princess in pink doesn't perceive that the pugnacious pirate is at home and so decides to park her posterior until he comes home...

Sadly, the perennial private investigator doesn't realise that the foul fiend is indeed home and setting up a preposterous trap to purloin her within his nasty net!!!

Sometime later, poor Penelope awakens to find she has been packaged in a profusion of rope, tied tightly, if you will, to a chair and left alone to pathetically ponder her fate...

Just then, the beautiful blonde suddenly notices a grenade punctiliously placed on a small table to her side! Oh heavens, what profane plan has the Hooded Crab have in store for our perfect Penelope???

The pink pulchritude gasps in shock as her captor enters the room and starts to gloat over his prized possession. The patronising pompion revels in his victory and then informs poor Penelope what he has planned for her...

It would appear that attached to the grenade is a piece of string - the other end of which is tied onto the arm of a record player! The turntable is powered on and the device instantly plays the Hooded Crab's new album; "The Hooded Crab Sings Doo Wop" - a poorly perceived project to reach the pinnacle of the pop parade!!!

Once the arm reaches the middle of the record it will pull the string which in turn will pull the pin and boom... no more Penelope Pinkerton PI!!!

To make matters worse, that persistent popinjay places a pair of headphones on poor Penelope's head so that the panicked princess will have no choice but to listen to that erroneous fiend's petrifying poetry!!!

Oh, what a deplorable predicament!!!

As the Hooded Claw departs to leave Penelope to perish, our heroine struggles for all her worth to try and escape this fiendish trap but alas, it is no use, the ropes are just simply too tight!!!

Can it possibly be true?

Can no one save poor Penelope from this pernicious predicament?

Will that piteous perpetrator the Hooded Claw predictably prevail?

Is his preposterous plan for pop parade pinnacle prepotency practical?

All will be revealed in the next pulsating parable of...

THE PERPETUAL PREDICAMENTS OF PENELOPE PINKERTON!!!

The Perpetual Predicaments of Penelope Pinkerton

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