Oh, Mr. Ortiz...

Things didn't have to be like this. But now, we are past the point of no return.

I have shrunk both you and your bullshit food truck and I return to my house. I was in the mood for a little carry out! I sit down and examine you quivering inside of your little truck. Not such a big bad man, now are ya?

I check out your menu a bit, and YOU sound delicious!

You can beg and plead all you want! The best you are going to do is a tortilla blanket, tonight. But my stomach is rumbling and I'm no cook... I think you could be a dish best served whole, so I stop fooling around and get you out of your silly little truck and hold you in the palm of my hand.

You are just so tiny.

I was going to chew you up, and swallow you down with maybe your hot salsa or with some chips and queso... But you aren't really even worth that sort of effort. I'll just choke you down like one of your bland quesadillas!

You old coot! I've wanted to do this for years!

This will only hurt for a minute!

******yum******

a little Food to GO! Giant Jerry is Eating Mexican Tonight! (wmv version)

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