WOW! I'm so glad you came over! It's been a while since I've had company, so excuse me if I'm a bit nervous ok...?

I hate to be a bad host, so can I offer you a drink? a smoke? Nothing?? That's a bit boring, but hey, it's whatever... I suppose that means more root for me, eh? Since it's just me, I suppose I will just save a glass and chug out of the bottle. That isn't rude is it? God, I'd hate to be like that.

Upon cracking open my root I take a big swig and out comes a gigantic burp! Wow, that kinda surprised me, and you too! I apologize, but you say it's no big deal. So i figure you are into it... so I start to show off a bit.

I figure I have showed off my skills and now it's time to reap the rewards! I figured you were just here for some dick anyways...!

ummmmm oh, well ok.

I can see that something is on your mind, and finally you let me have it.

I'm gross, weird and won't stop burping.

Those things all might be true. So if you don't like my gross ass, go ahead and leave...

Oh, jeez you are actually leaving... I figured the hard sell would work. Damn, now I guest's just me, my root and my burps tonight.

Bad Blind Date Burping (wmv version)

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