The best time of the year is here! I guess it's time to add another item to the list of things you have destroyed for me, along with orgasms: your holiday! When you can spend the holidays with me, why in the world would you want to spend them with your fam or your significant other? Unlike them, I've never let you down or disappointed you.
When has your experience with porn or Goddess not left you feeling happy, blissful, and pleasurable? Till you met me, you had never experienced pure pleasure. I believe it's time to acknowledge the fact that I am always on your nice list, indulge me on this holiday, and put everyone else out of your mind since they don't deserve it and don't make you feel half as good as I do.