You know those friends that always want to smoke and have papers and a bowl or bong, but never any bud? Yea, I HAD one of those. But eventually all of us got tired of his mooching ways and I decided to put an end to it.

I'll be perfectly blunt. I shrunk him. I know it sounds crazy, and it is... but it was truly the only solution I could come up with. The only issue was I forgot to feed his little ass, and well he turned stiff as a board! Turns out it only took a week or two to dry him out like a little piece of jerky!

I show him off to everyone, and they all excitedly agree to smoke his mummified remains in a big fat bowl! I grind him up and load my pipe and take a giant disgusting hit! How foul! It tastes like how he smelled! How nasty. I go to pass the pipe to everyone else, but they quickly refuse! What a dirty trick! Now I'm stuck smoking the rest of our mummified friend. I suppose it isn't that bad after the first hit or two.

I get a little woozy and the smoke is pretty potent, leaving me to just zone out and watch the visuals on the ceiling. What a potent dude.

Potent Friends (smoke em if ya got em!)

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